Curse

Symeon · Dec 21, 2005, 09:26 PM // 21:26

Mwahahahaha...oops! Dang! Did they see me! Better post this quick!

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Vanatiel and Plat were standing by the dead ettins. Plat had just thrown a rock at Vanatiel's head. Blood was streaming out.

'Bad idea, Plat,' said Vanatiel, sniffing the blood and licking his lips.

Plat screamed and ran towards Beetletun. Suddenly, a random W/Mo appeared.

'WTF?' said Plat. 'You weren't in our party, how did you get into the...er...our...version of the area?'

'Farm ettins,' said the W/Mo.

'Ah,' said Plat. 'But, how did you get here?'

'From Beetletun,' said the W/Mo, then sprinted off.

'He didn't answer my question...'

SMACK. SCREAM. SCRATCH.

'No, Vanatiel, get off me you blundering idiot!'

'What else do you expect me to do?'

'Arghhh...I don't know...'

Then...*Light bulb above head* 'Go eat that noob W/Mo. Look, he's crying cos we killed his ettins. Like, ettin farming is rubbish now anyway, innit,' said Plat.

'Ok,' said Vanatiel. 'Just don't say innit again. That's annoying.'

And Vanatiel approached the W/Mo, who was sitting crying beside the ettins, and began to eat him. The W/Mo could not do anything as he was on the floor, and tired from weeping.

'Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Munch munch suck suck suck suck suck slurp suck suck slurp slurp mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ .....'

Plat laughed.

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*scream*

ownage of teh elite · Dec 22, 2005, 12:53 AM // 00:53

Platinum Agent · Dec 22, 2005, 05:44 AM // 05:44

Grrrrrrrr..............I have an idea!

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"HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Plat was laughing very loudly as he awoke. Wtf? How did I get here?...Oh yeah, probably just a dream..., Plat thought to himself. "What the hell? Holy crap! Shut up! Who's laughing like a madman?" were the words of scattered cries among Glint's Lair. Plat yelled out "Yeah, who the hell is waking us up here!?" and went back to sleep. The entire area grew silent at the end of the sentence.

ownage of teh elite · Dec 22, 2005, 09:02 AM // 09:02

hawk3y3 · Dec 23, 2005, 02:31 AM // 02:31

Platinum Agent · Dec 23, 2005, 02:35 AM // 02:35

Symeon · Dec 23, 2005, 08:22 AM // 08:22

hawk3y3 · Dec 23, 2005, 04:35 PM // 16:35

I need a new avatar. The one I got now sucks...Post suggestions!

Symeon · Dec 23, 2005, 05:03 PM // 17:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by hawk3y3

That would be a nice avvy.

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After Vantiel had sucked the W/Mo for a few minutes, he licked his lips, then fell on the floor.

'Vantie?' inquired Plat. 'VANTIE????'

Then suddenly, Plat fell onto the floor in Dragon's Lair, in the Domain of Slow area. Vanatiel fell on top of him.

'Uhhhhhh,' said Plat, wriggling out from under the body. He then ran around a bit and looked at his feet. 'Why am I running so slowly?'
He ran some more.

Then:
'Rahhhhhhh,' said Vanatiel, getting up. He ran past Plat straight into a Shadow Warrior. '*SCREAM*'. He tried to run away but bumped into Plat and they both fell over. As soon as they got up, two Shadow Warriors knocked them down.

'Ugh. How do we get o-out of here,' said Plat.

'I know,' replied Vanatiel. 'I fell over after sucking too much, then we teleported...'

And he begun sucking one of the Shadow Warrior's feet, who started moaning.

'Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh youuuuuu succckkkkkkk!' then with a thud the Shadow Warrior fell.

Then Vanatiel fell over, and they both teleported to Old Ascalon.

'Let me deal with this, father,' said Rurik.

'This is a mistake, son, mark by words. That Krytan will be the death of us all,' said Adelbern.

Rurik did not reply.

'Guards, with me!' shouted Adelbern, and walked into Ascalon City.

'Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr Rurik?' said Plat.

'Can't you see I'm busy? You adventurers, you should go into the city and speak to Warmaster Tydus. He is looking for someone to do jobs for him.'

'Ohhhh great,' said Plat, sighing.

'No worries. I know a way we can have fun,' laughed Vanatiel. And he ran into the city. Plat followed.

SLASH SCREAM GORE SCREAM THUD SLASH SCREAM etc.

'Sure is fun killing these poor noobies,' shouted Vanatiel above the screams of the victims.

ownage of teh elite · Dec 23, 2005, 07:52 PM // 19:52

I'm not gay, man.

I don't do that type off bloodsucking.

Bloodsucking for me is only on female humans, good tasting monsters, and cold water.

Symeon · Dec 23, 2005, 08:38 PM // 20:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by ownage of teh elite

I'm not gay, man.

I don't do that type off bloodsucking.

Bloodsucking for me is only on female humans, good tasting monsters, and cold water.

Fine, you can suck the shadow warrior

Storm Crow · Dec 23, 2005, 08:45 PM // 20:45

Yeah! Sheesh Symeon, didn't you read Bloodlust parts 1-4?? Come ON man

hawk3y3 · Dec 24, 2005, 12:27 AM // 00:27

Hmmm...So uhh can someone plz tell me what the storyline is again? I don't have the faintest idea.

Platinum Agent · Dec 24, 2005, 02:06 AM // 02:06

This totally sucks, Symeon's botching up the damn storyline...Time for Plan C! *Evil Grin*

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"Yay! Kill kill noob noobs!" Plat yelled out. "WTF? Quit it already! This is the fifth night you've been acting stupid and crazy!" "Ahh, oops. Sorry," Plat replied to the call. Stupid dreams..., Plat thought to himself. "Good night me," Plat said to himself, and fell asleep once again.

Symeon · Dec 24, 2005, 07:57 AM // 07:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Agent

This totally sucks, Symeon's botching up the damn storyline...Time for Plan C! *Evil Grin*

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"Yay! Kill kill noob noobs!" Plat yelled out. "WTF? Quit it already! This is the fifth night you've been acting stupid and crazy!" "Ahh, oops. Sorry," Plat replied to the call. Stupid dreams..., Plat thought to himself. "Good night me," Plat said to himself, and fell asleep once again.

ownage of teh elite · Dec 24, 2005, 06:03 PM // 18:03

Plat, you always seem to be talking to yourself in all of your posts, LOL.

For that REason, I'll make a stupid short story

Vanatiel woke up.

Vanatiel hugged himself.

"Good morning handsome"

"Oh yes"

"Ooh what strong muscles you have"

(flex)

"Oh my"

*hugself*

Symeon · Dec 24, 2005, 06:22 PM // 18:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by ownage of teh elite

Plat, you always seem to be talking to yourself in all of your posts, LOL.

For that REason, I'll make a stupid short story

Vanatiel woke up.

Vanatiel hugged himself.

"Good morning handsome"

"Oh yes"

"Ooh what strong muscles you have"

(flex)

"Oh my"

*hugself*

So you are gay?

Storm Crow · Dec 25, 2005, 03:30 AM // 03:30

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!!

and the lights grew dim, and the curtain drew, the show's over folks, and I silently walk off stage...

ownage of teh elite · Dec 25, 2005, 04:11 AM // 04:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Symeon

So you are gay?

That was sarcasm.

This is sarcasm.

..|..-_-..|..

Platinum Agent · Dec 25, 2005, 04:35 AM // 04:35

Just for kicks, but...

TPAM IS GAY LOL J/K!!!!

Storyline

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"Yay! Kill kill Grawl Grawl!!!" "GOD ****IT YOU *******!!!! QUIT ****ING TALKING TO YOURSELF YOU CRAZT *******!!!" Plat quickly replied, "Ah, oops, sorry, I'm having bad dreams every night." This sucks, all of a sudden I'm having stupid dreams about Vantie and his Bloodlust...Maybe I should focus on finding Licia and Vantie instead of waiting for them here...Heh, at least I get to see them in person again...if only Vantie would break up...nah, lol, Plat thought to himself. "Good night Plat!" Plat immediately fell asleep.